Brand Roasts
The Fresh Food Showdown: The Farmer’s Dog vs. Nom Nom vs. Open Farm 🥣🥊
"Which fresh dog food subscription is actually worth it? We audit The Farmer's Dog, Nom Nom, and Open Farm to find the best gently cooked food for your dog."
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"Our unfiltered, evidence-based audits of the world’s biggest pet food brands. We put the 'Big Science' labels under the microscope to see what’s actually in the bag."
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Orijen Roast: Has the "Biologically Appropriate" King Lost Its Crown? 👑📉
Is Orijen still the best dog food after the Mars acquisition? We roast the 'Biologically Appropriate' king and reveal the truth about legume fillers and Mars corporate influence."
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Is Royal Canin Worth It? Open Farm Comparison (2025)
Royal Canin vs Open Farm comparison: vet-recommended marketing vs farm transparency. See ingredient breakdown, Mars conflict of interest, and which justifies premium pricing.
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Hill’s Science Diet: Is it “Science” or Just Expensive Corn? 🥼🌽
Hill's Science Diet costs $50+ per bag but uses corn gluten meal and chicken by-products. Read the ingredient label breakdown vets don't discuss. Vet Recommneded
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The Veterinary Paradox: Why Does My Vet Recommend Hill’s Science Diet? 🩺🤔
Vets get 10-20 hours of nutrition training, often sponsored by Hill's and Purina. Here's why good vets recommend mediocre food and what you can do.
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Blue Buffalo: When "Natural" Costs $70 and Still Contains Chicken By-Products
Blue Buffalo loves telling you about Blue — the beloved Airedale Terrier who inspired the brand. Heartwarming stuff. They built an entire empire on the promise of "the food we'd feed our own pets." The bags are pretty. The marketing is gorgeous. The wolf on the Wilderness
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Royal Canin Review: Gas Station Hot Dog Nutrition at Steakhouse Prices
If your pooch thinks a lukewarm burger from a gas station heat lamp is a gourmet meal, then Royal Canin Medium Adult is their culinary soulmate.
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The Purina Pro Plan Roast : "Pro" Ingredients or Just pro Marketing?
It's the #1 brand recommended by veterinarians and fed to champion show dogs. The packaging screams "performance." The name invokes elite athleticism. Purina Pro Plan has positioned itself as the food of choice for serious dog owners — the ones who want science, results, and premium nutrition